Scr3wEEd

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that-potter-guy:

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letsbangtogether:

$43……

$18.

$36…

£66.50 omg.

$74.50 …

…96..oh

$42. Not too bad.

$57.50… could be worse.

$71.50. This, my lambs, is what living long gets you!

$48.50

£8.50 (had to add an English touch)

I play everything far too safe. Plus I’m unpopular.

Bitches ain’t got nothing on my £3.50

$23.00

wow my life is boring.

£48… oops.

If bathing counts as skinny dipping…. £23.50! I feel like a rebel.

£13.9692028!

aka: $21.50 ^-^

$20.00 

I’m sooo not paying that.

$4.50

£83.00 lol

$81.50

8 whole dollars… wow XD

$78.50 :o

$95.50…wow…. lol

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★ discovered on imgfave.com (social image bookmarking)

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chimneyswxxp:

poundsnigga!

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trillavanilla:

herbs promotion

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This always make me smile. 

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zarrrah:

i’ve never scrolled past this on my dash

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miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

BEST PUNS EVER.

HE’S BREAD, JIM.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY

Tumblr people are hilarious

“Dont you die on me you bread sonofabitch! CLEAR!!!!” Zap

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